Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?