What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?