What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
When do cows get tired?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?