Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?