Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?