What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the holiest insect?