Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What day of the week do chickens hide?