What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?