Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?