Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What car can't keep a secret?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?