Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?