What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do bees get to school?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the ocean's favorite song?