Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?