Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
How do billboards talk?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?