How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a peanut in space?