Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?