When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?