What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?