What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which animal is the most religious?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?