Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?