What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
What do fish use for glasses?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?