What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a dog's favorite city?