Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?