What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do fairies always drink?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?