Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?