Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?