Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the emptiest holiday?