Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you make antifreeze?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the scariest letter?