Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are puppies so flexible?