Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a Zen egg?