My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Where do milkshakes come from?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What insect runs away from everything?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of bird can write?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?