What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
When do mice play every day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do golfers drink on the green?