What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?