Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?