Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?