Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do birds threaten one another?