How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does a female lion call her mate?