What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?