Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do you prevent a summer cold?