Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which dog loves to rob banks?