What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
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What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?