Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?