Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where would you put an injured insect?