What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Can February March?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?