Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you get kids to do something?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?