Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?