Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are winter days great?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?