What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?