Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?