What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the richest basketball team?